About

We are: Two Mothers, Wives, self professed M.I.L.F(s), Lovers of Chaos, Pasta, Chocolate, (if only men were as satisfying as chocolate?) and SEX. Known to be: Party-girls, FUN, Attention Whores Needers, equal parts Divorcée’ and Married forever, did we mention sex kittens SEXY?  …and Haiku writers (we even wrote a deeply inspired haiku about this site)…

Love, love, love, love, love.

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love.

Love, love, love SEX.

We are Creative, Loving, Lil’-bit-Naughty, Entrepreneurs, great Dancers, Karaoke Queens, and open about SEX. Frankly, we feel Happiness and SEX go together like silk scarves and bedposts. We are your Web-Mammas. We are interested in sexuality, and interested in sharing what encompasses the entire spectrum of the human experience. S.E.X. For Love Making can be the closest thing to magic any of us will ever know. We like our Martinis extra dry, Desserts on holidays (or weekends, or for breakfast) and pink, sparkly vibrators.

We believe in Self Satisfaction, Feeling SEXY, an incredible Sex Life (with and without your partner), and TAKING.CONTROL.OF.NEEDS.AND.DESIRES. Doesn’t everybody deserve that? We believe in Girl Power, Being Fabulous, having FANTASTIC sex and humming the Motto: “Hummina, Hummina, Hummina!” So … Shop till you drop! Tickle your fancy. Live a Little.

Make your inner woman purr…like it never has before.

Go Back To Bed! You NEED a spanking!

…Because a mother is always right and we say so, that’s why!

Visit us at  http://www.gobacktobed.com and Enjoy…